You know those days when you wake up to chaos. This morning I woke up at 7:13 to a dead quiet house. Niiiice, right?. WRONG! The bus comes at 7:23 and the kids were still in bed snoring away. THAT is how my day started and I can tell you that its been a little intense ever since. I took them to school and came home to the little Miss who was moved into a big girl bed last night. She was happy because without the bars, you can play, and get up and run around until almost midnight with no problem. You can climb the ladder and wake up your sister. You can flip the lights on and off. Its an amazing amount of freedom when you're almost two. Needless to say, after partying like a toddler rock star last night, she was tired. And grouchy. And whiny. And impossible to please. Its nap time right now. I've got $30 that says she is downstairs playing toys and not in her bed. I'm going to go check.....
I eat my words. She's out cold! Whoot!! Time to pretend to be domestic.
Today's agenda begins with making salsa for Miss 1's birthday party on Wednesday. I went out before the mercury shot right out the top of my thermometer this morning and picked some pablano peppers and tomatoes. I'd like to say that my
greenie self made this completely organic and home grown salsa, but I bought the onion at the grocery and I'm probably going to throw in some canned stuff and some heavily sprayed cilantro because mine always dies. Maybe I should try what this little town just to the north of me has been doing.
DISCLAIMER: This story might make you nauseous. Grab your barf bag.
The hubs is an asphalt and excavating superintendent. He meets all kinds of people and his crews have been doing a job in a little town I'll call Ewwville. Yes, that was another Dr. Seuss reference - Whoville, Ewwville. Sneeches and people with x'ed out nipples... Anyway....
He was in Ewwville talking to the head of the town. He's not really the mayor or the town council, but he kind of runs the place up there. Its a tiny little fly speck where they have some interesting people. It seems that during the conversation, Mr. Ewwville, happened to let it out that their waste water treatment facility is using HUMAN WASTE *gags* to fertilize things. Now, I don't know about you, but chicken shit and pig shit is one thing, but Bob's shit is entirely another.
After this uber disgusting conversation about spreading the waste, Mr. Ewwville leads the hubs over to a pile of you know what, and guess what, he's growing veggies randomly all over some six foot high pile of sludge. Tomatoes, squash, melons, beans all covered in Ewwville waste. He picks the tomato and tosses it to Kenny and says, "Here, try it. Its the best tomato you'll ever eat." Hell no!!
See, here is the difference. I have some amazing veggies in my garden because I have super chickens who provide me with an endless supply of poop. They poop a lot for their size and they make green peppers grow like weeds. They eat chicken food, grass, bugs, veggies and water. Mr. Ewwville's tomato was grown covered in Bob, Jane, Joe, Helen, and Bubba's poop. They eat God knows what, shoot heroin, take a mound of illegal and legal drugs, have hepatitis and who knows what else. Sorry buddy but the last thing I want to do is eat your tomato. That is just WRONG!
My tomatoes.
I suppose its legal and all of that and probably considered organic and good for me but knowing that makes me gag. I'll stick to my nice fat veggies from the can and freezer sections of the Kroger store before I want to think about eating sludge squash. I mean, if it can't even wash into a river without restrictions, how can we grow things in it that we want to eat? Am I way off base here? OK, I was supposed to be making salsa wasn't I...
So, salsa, laundry, dust, make a mountain of things to sell in a garage sale so I can buy Christmas gifts for my kids who already have way too many things (
anti-green), put primer on the doll house (also
anti-green), figure out what to feed my family for dinner. Is hot dogs and organic tomatoes too far split? The list is long and its not going to complete itself so I should wrap this up. Here's the question, as if I really have to ask...
How do you feel about eating food grown on sludge?