Told Ya So

Leave it to Mexico. See the reason none of YOU ever caught a faerie  is because you were looking in Ireland among fields of fresh, green clover. You were wrong - faeries prefer guava fields and scorching heat, as opposed to crisp mountainsides and fresh air. Then again, maybe Jose Maldonado just happened upon a faerie on holiday (Read: Is high). Hey, I'm sure they need vacations from mischief just the way we do. After all, a job is a job - unless you happen to be an unemployed brick layer in one of the poorest neighborhoods in Guadalajara (and a drug dealing machine).

Sadly, Mr. Maldonado killed watched the tiny pixie perish and keeps it in a glass jar charging a whopping $1.60 a glance. The dude, sadly, will probably end up the wealthiest man in the city at the expense of a poor vacationing mythical creature. I couldn't make this shit up people. OK, well I could make it up but I wouldn't have video evidence. Check it out.

Yeah - my day is shot. No way am I catching a faerie. I can't beat that guy. Did you do anything exceptional today?